What did the buffalo say when his kid went off to college?
If you guess bi-son… then you, my friend, are a winner.
Do…
Do you… get the joke?
Because it sounds like he’s saying “bye son.”
Ya know what, nevermind.
Let’s start over:
Carnivore Snax Bison Sliders are here. Here’s why you’re going to want to chew through the foil to gnash your chompers on this brand new cut…
While the Bald Eagle might be the National Bird, the bison is a symbol of the old west.
This beautiful creature greeted cowboys as they drove into no-mans-land, providing the food and leather they needed to tame the Wild, Wild West.
Without the bison, America just ain’t ‘Merica.
MOREOVER…
*over exaggerated 1840s Texas cowboy voice*
“Bison ain’t just for nourishing cowfolk on the dusty trail, I reckon. In fact, I reckon it’s some of the most delicious and nutritious protein source on God’s green Earth.”
Darn tootin’.
For realsies, though…
Bison is absolutely PACKED with lean protein. Yet despite the inherent leanness of the meat, it still maintains that moist, pastry-like texture you’ve come to grow and love from Carnivore Snax.
You can dip ’em.
You can chomp ’em.
You can chew ’em.
Just don’t leave home without ’em.
Saddle up and ride on over to the product page before I stick my six-shooter up your- WHOA THERE partner… almost forgot my manners.
You’re gonna love sliding these delicious little sliders down your gullet.
Now go buy some meat!